WHITE HOUSE BREAKFAST

 

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

 

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

 

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

 

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

 

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers . . .

 

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."