Subject: Balls vs Guts


Balls versus Guts
The difference - Balls versus Guts We have all heard someone refer to a
fellow male as, "Man, he's got guts." Or, perhaps the reference may have
been: "That guy has some Set of balls on him." I have always wondered what
determines if a guy has balls, or if he has guts.


While these two examples may not clarify the differences for
you, hopefully they will provide some insight as to the difficulty of
providing a precise and accurate definition and delineation. Perhaps you
cannot have one without the other, and they are one and the same, although
anatomically located in different areas of the body.


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say, "You're next."